I wish my ankles were long and skinny
I wish my nose was a little more pretty
I wish my ass was a little bit higher
I wish my pickup game was on fire

I wish my ex didn't wanna catch up
I wish my crush would be first to 'fess up
I wish I was a cheerleader
At least my strawberries are sweeter
At least my strawberries are sweeter

I wish for honey without the bee sting
I wish I always did the right thing
I wish I had him for an hour
I wish I had superpowers

I wish I'd go high when you go low
But I guess I've got a long way to go
I wish you weren't such a cheater
At least my strawberries are sweeter
At least my strawberries are sweeter

I wish I knew how to keep a straight face
I wish I knew this was just a deep fake
I wish I never laid eyes on ya
You're Nancy and I'm mad like Tonya
I wish how to keep it straight laced
I wish I had a tiny little bit of grace
I wish I could make you gone like Jeannie
So I could wear your polka dot bikiny, yellow is really not my color

I wish for champagne from a fountain
I wish you'd get lost on a mountain
I wish his heart weren't such a bleeder
At least my strawberries are sweeter
I wish I'd go high when you go low
But I guess I've got a long way to go
I wish you weren't such a cheater
At least my strawberries are sweeter

I wish I'd go high when you go low
But I guess I've got a long way to go
I'm not your cheerleader
At least my strawberries are sweeter
At least my strawberries are sweeter