The private life of Bill and Sue Can you dig what I'm teeling you No one knows just why we care We see their faces everywhere The strangest story you ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue California to Mexico Everybody's just gotta know Dallas Texas to Monterey Wasting time on a sunny day Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore At the line in the grocery store Everybody who ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue The private life of Bill and Sue The world is wondering what they do The watch them on our TV screen Their lives are like a movie scene The strangest story you ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue California to Mexico Everybody's just gotta know Dallas Texas to Monterey Wasting time on a sunny day Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore At the line in the grocery store Everybody who ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue Sometimes life can be so strange Maybe we're just looking for a change California to Mexico Everybody's just gotta know Dallas Texas to Monterey Wasting time on a sunny day Santa Barbara to Jersey Shore At the line in the grocery store Everybody who ever knew The private life of Bill and Sue (Radio Reporter) Bill and Sue Stars of the once popular reality show The private life of Bill and Sue Were reported lost at sea today Along with their camera crew While filming an episode on vacation in Catalina Island Skeptics speculate that the once popular duo Whose ratings have been tumbling since leaving the network Actually faked their demise