Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party-time necessity Alchool, alternative to feeling like yourself Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health I love you more Than I did the week before I discovered alcohol That's small talk Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A Malibu and coke for you, a g&t for me Alcohol, your songs resolve like my life never will When someone else is picking up the bill I love you more Than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else I thought that alcohol was just for those With nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk Was a waste of precious booze But now I know that there's a time And there's a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between Self-control and self-abuse I love you more Than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Would you please ignore That you found me on the floor Trying on your camisole? Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else Would you please forgive me? Would you please forgive me?