Ms. Mediocre, hack of all trades
She's the master of none, since the start of her days, oh
Ms. Mediocre, get on that stage and
Show us what you made today!

Ladies, gentlemen, and all in-between
Let's take a look at the star on your screen
It's Ms. Mediocre!
You all know her!
Coming back to vent about her stupid self-esteem!
But no one cares!
About her useless feelings
They will care if she's appealing
Honestly, she's just not good enough
(I wish I was good enough)
There are so many othеrs more worth it than her
Becausе she's

Ms. Mediocre, hack of all trades
She's the master of none, since the start of her days, oh
Ms. Mediocre, get on that stage and
Show us what you made today!
Ms. Mediocre!
Come out and show us!
Ms. Mediocre!
Come out and show us!

Ms. Mediocre, where do you think you're going?
You're really gonna ditch and miss a very important showing?
The one with all your previous accomplishments that make you
Seem so small now
Notice how your ego was inflated
Thinking you were high and mighty
You thought your life was set but now you're
Sitting at your desk just ugly crying
Thinking there are others more worth it than you
Because you're

Ms. Mediocre, hack of all trades
She's the master of none, since the start of her days, oh
Ms. Mediocre, get on that stage and
Show us what you made today!
Ms. Mediocre, look at her now
She's a former hopeful artist and a certified clown
Ms. Mediocre, get off the ground and
Turn your desperate life around
Ms. Mediocre!
Come out and show us!
Ms. Mediocre!
Come out and show us!