F F E E F 4X D [Verse 1] D If you were Lucy D I'd be your Ricky D When you were juicy D I'd get real sticky C And when you're magic D It makes me tricky, too [Verse 2] D Yeah, I'm a Sony D You're Panasonic D I'm heavy metal D You're philharmonic C If you get earaches D I'd turn my volume down D A notch or two for you [Chorus] G C G 'Cause I will do anything for you C D Anything you want me to G C G I'm so adaptable to you C D Was untrappable 'til you F E F I will do for you F E F Anything for you F E F Adaptable to you F E F Adaptable to you [Verse 3] D If you do that fold out D I'll scream and holler D But when you hold out D I'll spend three dollars C One way or other, babe D I'll spend the night with you D That's true [Verse 4] D Now, you ain't no Hepburn D And I ain't no Fonda D But if you were drownin' D In Golden Ponda C Mouth to mouth D I'd resuscitate with you [Chorus] G C G Because I'm so adaptable to you C D Anything you want me to G C G I'm so adaptable to you C D Was untrappable 'til you F E F I will do for you F E F Anything for you F E F Adaptable to you F E F Adaptable to you F E F So plug me into you [Verse 5] D Say you're Vampira D And needed plasma D And I was dying D From chronic asthma C I'd leave my death bed D To draw some blood for you D Just for you [Chorus] G C G Because I will do anything for you C D Anything you want me to G C G And I will do anything for you C D Anything you want me to G C G Yes, I'm so adaptable to you C D Leave a craps table for you On a winning streak [Outro] F E F I will do for you F E F Anything for you F E F Adaptable to you F E F Adaptable to you