I Better Be Good

If I ain't cool	
My daddy gonna send me	
To Military School	
If I ain't nice
My girlie gonna freeze me	
With cold shoulder ice	
If I'm real late
My teacher gonna use me	
For alligator bait	
So, I better be good
I better be good

If I jump on the gas	
The cops are gonna jump	
All over my back
If I smoke too much	
Doctor says he's gonna	
Put my lungs in a crutch
If I'm caught without my pants	
Consuelo's dad is gonna shoot
Until he sees me dance

So, I better be good	
I had better be good	
You better be nice	
You better be nice
You better be nice	
You better be nice	
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - you better be	
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh
Nice, nice, nice

Nice, nice, nice	
Nice, nice, nice	
You better be nice tonight

If I spray it on the seat	
Lady gonna tie a big knot	
In the meat
If I spewey too fast	
Lover's gonna stick	
My Wrangler in a cast
If zipper grabs skin	
I'll know I had it out	
When I shoulda kept it in	
Ow.

I better be good	
I better be good	
I better be good	
Ooh.

You better be nice	
You better be nice	
You better be nice	
You better be nice
Nice, nice, nice - you better be	
Nice, nice, nice - you better be
Nice, nice, nice - Uh, uh, uh, uh	
Nice, nice, nice

I'd better be nice tonight - yeah	
Nice, nice, nice	
Nice, nice, nice
Nice, nice, nice