I've got a pizzaland complection
And bright green socks
I am the happy little face
On the charity box
But you don't look in my direction
You always look away
You thank the Lord God above
That you were not made my way

Then I woke up
Right in the middle of a horrible dream
I woke up
I dreamt I was a spastic
But my boots were clean

You are the solid instigator
Of the human code
You held back the traffic
While I crossed the road
But please don't try and be a martyr
The good samaritan way
Because my silly cuban heels
Will give your games away

Then I woke up...

Pray for me
Pray for me
Pray for me
Pray for me
Then I woke up, right in the middle of a
I woke up
I woke up

Have you ever had a ride in a light blue car?
Have you ever stopped to think
Who's the slave and who's the master?
Have you ever had trouble with your automobile?
Have you ever had to
Push push push push?
Cartrouble
You might have seen them very busy at the weekends
Licking and polishing the beep-beeps into shape
And then its proudly up the M.1. M.2. M.3.
And keep your feet off the upholstery Ronnie
Cartrouble oh yeah
And remember this:
You don't need anything after an icecream
I used to sit at home silently and wonder
Why all the preference is polishing the chrome
While all the mothers and the sisters and the babies
Sit and rot at home
Cartrouble oh yeah
And remember this:
You don't need anything after an icecream
Car carcar trouble car carcar trouble...