(intro 4x) E G E A E D E D E If you're havin' trouble with the high school head, he's givin' you the blues, D E you wanna graduate but not in 'is bed, here's what you gotta do : D E Pick up the phone, I'm always home, call me anytime, D E D E D just ring three six two, four three six 0, E I lead a life of crime! A G A Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, E D E dirty deeds done dirt cheap. A G A Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, E D E dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap, D E dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap. D E You got problems in your life of love you got a broken heart, D E he's double dealin' with your best friend, that's when the tear drops start, fella. D E D E Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call, D E D E come right in, forget about him, D E D E we'll have ourselves a ball! A G A Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, E D E dirty deeds done dirt cheap. A G A Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, E D E dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap, D E dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap. D E If you got a lady, and you want her gone, but you ain't got the guts, D E she keeps naggin' at you night and day, enough to drive you nuts. D E D E Pick up the phone, leave her alone, it's time you made a stand. D E D E For a fee I'm happy to be D E D E your back door man. Whoo A G A Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, E D E dirty deeds done dirt cheap. A G A Dirty deeds done dirt cheap, E D E dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap, D E dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap. E D E Dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap, D E dirty deeds, and they're done dirt cheap. E G E A E E D E Concrete shoes, cyanide, T. N. T., done dirt cheap E G E A E E D E Neck ties, contracts, high voltage, done dirt cheap E G E A E E D E Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap.(4x)