I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none ‘Cause my number two girl found out about one Two girlfriends, now I got none ‘Cause my number two girl found out about, about, about Yeah yeah I’m back again Throw a hashtag in front of that trend Huffing and puffing so let me in I just need a little bit of medicine Oh no strap on my sneakers You don’t need to play Watch from the bleachers Ice so shiny that it gives you seizures Plus I balled - alopecia And I’m sorry, I gotta do this here But you hang with dicks like a pubic hair With an icy stare, got it worse than Medusa Got me rock hard, shooting off – bazooka! Yeah yeah I said it to This is life no edit undo What the fuck did I get myself into I wish I knew I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none ‘Cause my number two girl found out about one Two girlfriends, now I got none ‘Cause my number two girl found out about, about, about It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings And Adele ain't on this track Did I saw that, oh yeah I must of Black and yellow, burger mustard Not even just a little bit flustered Write it all down while I'm waiting at the bus stop Looking at a girl with a Skrillex haircut, thinking to myself Oh my God this is America Haha, this is blasphemy Get away with it lake Casey Anthony Mixing chemicals, this is alchemy Drunk as fuck, hold the kid off the balcony ''It's Thriller!" zombie killer Manila envelope, anthrax in the middle Girlfriend sitter, I'm the higgest paid shitter What I said I’m back, lindsay lohan Watch me ride this track, no hands ‘Cause I’ve been on the bike Been around the block like every other night Yeah, till the sun burns out Zombie style worms outta mouth Dead and I leave 'em squirming Haha damn near wrecked 'em Every time that I rhyme on the kick drum You'll be bleeding out your eardrum Like God damn I couldn't hear him coming Yeah we hit the ground running God damn, now ain't that something I used to have two girls, now I got nothing I used to have two girlfriends, now I got none ‘Cause my number two girl found out about one Two girlfriends, now I got none ‘Cause my number two girl found out about, about, about