Yeah, yeah, yeah Remember that song by ice cube Today was a good day? Well, that wasn't today No, that wasn't today Saw a picture of my ex with a new dude Lyin' on a beach in cancun Got me thinkin' this way A rainbow of gray Wrapped up in these feelings like a goalie glove Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché I'm so sad Wish someone would take me out I'm so sad Should probably have some kids by now If I had All the shit I wish I had I'd still be sad I'm so sad Yeah, yeah Maybe it's okay and I shouldn't be ashamed On the carpet cryin' in a tool t-shirt Mama said it's gonna hurt There'll be a bettеr time and the Sun is gonna shine I'll bе happy that I felt like shit back then I'll be all good when I'm finally wrapped up in good feelings like a goalie glove Holy fuck, I'm a middle-aged cliché I'm so sad Wish someone would take me out I'm so sad Should probably have some kids by now If I had All the shit I wish I had I'd still be sad I'm so sad Sad Sad Waiting for a dating show to call me up with no luck I'm a budget nick lachey (what the fuck?) I'm so sad Wish someone would take me out I'm so sad Should probably have some kids by now If I had All the shit I wish I had I'd still be sad I'm so sad I'm so sad I can never figure out I'm so sad Sing it if you're with me now It's not so bad If I don't try to fight it back But I'm so sad I'm so sad Sad Sad Sad Sad